Welcome to BruiserNation: the world of homoqueertranny PINK love.

"We play to drink!"

Our home field is the Lexington Club, you might find us sitting at the end of the bar doing shots and being competitive about it. We're enablers. We enable you to have fun and not take yourself so seriously!

Practices (usually once or twice before season starts) involve gossiping, homo erotic stretching, running (optional for the O-line), ass slapping, route running, and hydration (translation: beer)!!

Team Bonding includes emo processing, flippy cup tournaments, ass grabbing, and all around shennanigans.

We usually tend to be towards the TOP of the BOTTOM of the league. Bruisers are versatile switches who enjoy flagging on and off the field.

Bruisers are full of love. We love each other. We love our beersherpas, yaay rookies!!. "If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!" We love our fans who often outnumber us on gamedays and sometimes there are halftime shows! We love our four-legged mascots who like to yell and hump each other on the sidelines. AND We love the color PINK!

Retired Bruisers tend to stick around post-retirement and yell from the sidelines, sometimes they wear 'Coach-esque' couture. We recycle crutches, slings, and braces . . . we're a tad accident-prone.

You might be a Bruiser if: you laugh to love at yourself and the rest of us, earned a Varsity Letter in drinking games, wear hot manties/panties, love theme parties, you stalk people on MySpace, are very handsome or pretty, and are a team player.

"Next on SportsCenter . . ." (Bruiser action shots courtesy of Sunny Smith)
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Post Game Show!! 4/15/07
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Halftime Show!
Bruisers vs. Irontails